Welcome to Fart Neutral™!
Fart Neutral’s goal is to bring attention to global warming in a unique and humorous way.
We offer a line of gift cards, t-shirts and other items, each of which comes with a certificate for a 1000 lbs. reduction in greenhouse gases. The 1000 lbs. greenhouse gases reduction not only neutralizes a person’s farts for one year, but it also offsets greenhouse gases created in the actual production of the apparel and gift cards. ** A purchase from Fart Neutral is truly “green from top to bottom.”
Our products make a great gift for that special someone who is notorious for greenhouse gas “production.” Wearing our apparel is a great way to start a conversation about global warming; every article of clothing comes with a free Fart Neutral™ card that fully explains the issues facing the planet. The card is also a fun way to get the attention of that cute girl at the bar (we are not responsible for any slaps, tossed drinks or children that result from its use).
If the word fart offends you, we offer other products that get the point across, but without using the "f" word. See our Products page for more information on the Emissions Neutral Card.
Fart Neutral’s primary offset provider will be LiveNeutral, a non-profit based in San Francisco, CA. LiveNeutral.org works in conjunction with the Chicago Climate Exchange to reduce global warming by funding a wide array of greenhouse gases reduction programs all over the globe.
**Green product certifications calculated by the consultants at LiveNeutral.org using the best information available.
Read our July 11, 2007 press release
Read our July 23, 2008 press release
Fart Neutral’s goal is to bring attention to global warming in a unique and humorous way.
We offer a line of gift cards, t-shirts and other items, each of which comes with a certificate for a 1000 lbs. reduction in greenhouse gases. The 1000 lbs. greenhouse gases reduction not only neutralizes a person’s farts for one year, but it also offsets greenhouse gases created in the actual production of the apparel and gift cards. ** A purchase from Fart Neutral is truly “green from top to bottom.”
Our products make a great gift for that special someone who is notorious for greenhouse gas “production.” Wearing our apparel is a great way to start a conversation about global warming; every article of clothing comes with a free Fart Neutral™ card that fully explains the issues facing the planet. The card is also a fun way to get the attention of that cute girl at the bar (we are not responsible for any slaps, tossed drinks or children that result from its use).
If the word fart offends you, we offer other products that get the point across, but without using the "f" word. See our Products page for more information on the Emissions Neutral Card.
Fart Neutral’s primary offset provider will be LiveNeutral, a non-profit based in San Francisco, CA. LiveNeutral.org works in conjunction with the Chicago Climate Exchange to reduce global warming by funding a wide array of greenhouse gases reduction programs all over the globe.
**Green product certifications calculated by the consultants at LiveNeutral.org using the best information available.
Read our July 11, 2007 press release
Read our July 23, 2008 press release
Our contact information:
Sales Information:
sales@fartneutral.com
By standard mail:
FartNeutral.com
11550 Water Oak Ct.
Woodbridge, Va 22192-6015
By phone:
703-819-5069
info@fartneutral.com
Sales Information:
sales@fartneutral.com
By standard mail:
FartNeutral.com
11550 Water Oak Ct.
Woodbridge, Va 22192-6015
By phone:
703-819-5069
info@fartneutral.com
Shipping Information:
We try our best to ship all orders within 1-2 business days. At times of heavy order volume, usually after media exposure, our shipping times can be delayed up to 10 business days.
Refunds and Returns Policies: We offer a 30 day money back guarantee on all items.
Customers are responsible for contacting us at support@fartneutral.com and arranging for a return. All returned products must be in "new condition" or the return will be refused.
Customer is responsible for return postage.
Refunds and Returns Policies: We offer a 30 day money back guarantee on all items.
Customers are responsible for contacting us at support@fartneutral.com and arranging for a return. All returned products must be in "new condition" or the return will be refused.
Customer is responsible for return postage.
